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Me: *accidentally does something right*

Me: Iconic.

Guard Student Meme?

Not ❌ flag twirlers❗️😤😫 We are Color Guard 💪💄 Always tossing 👐 never dropping 👊 step in time 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️spin to the music 🎶🎷🥁 non stop 🔥 every day at Band camp 🎼 🌅 blood 💉 sweat 💦 and glitter ✨ Step 8:5🙏

horn: up

feet: together

dick: out

I am forcibly removed from my dot

I think the best thing about this blog is that sometimes I’m sarcastic, sometimes I’m passive aggressive, and sometimes I have posts like this and neither of us know which one it’s gonna be

YOO 😂

namjoon: Since we're going overseas, Big Hit wants us to go over some safety procedures.

namjoon: Now, if I get shot, what do you do?

jimin, solemnly: avenge you.

IM CACKLING

jungkook: i love jimin.

yoongi: i, president of the jimin fanclub,

DONT TOUCH ME

Jimin: *phone starts ringing*

Jungkook: *looks to see who’s calling*

Jungkook: LMAO YOU STILL CALL YOUR DAD DADDY

Jimin: *answers call and makes direct eye contact with Jungkook*

Jimin: Hey Yoongi

Jungkook: *chokes on drink*

Jungkook: What happens when you die?

Namjoon: You go to heaven.

Jungkook: No, I mean - when you die, do I get your stuff?

BTS as Dad Tweets

Namjoon: One thing I definitely underestimated when I first became a father was the great amount of joy embarrassing my kids would bring me.

Seokjin: I constantly google “how to put your kids up for adoption” so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I’m not messing around.

Yoongi: [in car drop off line at school]

Dad, this isn’t even our school. “Look kids…Daddy’s hungover. Just go in there & learn something, ok?”

Hoseok: Parents say a lot of things over and over. For example, I just said “Please don’t pull Daddy’s pants down in public.” for the 500th time

Jimin: I hope I never hit that dad phase where I think it’s a good idea to buy a minivan.

Taehyung: My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over to our house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure

Jungkook:

Child: What’s neglect mean?

Me: Shhh daddy’s playing video games

Namjoon: Good morning.

Jimin: Good morning.

Jin: Good morning.

Hoseok: You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!

Taehyung: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS

Murderer: *on phone* I can see you

Jin:

Murderer:

Jin:

Murderer:

Jin: Do I look good?

Signs as Namjoon things

Aries: rap king

Taurus: breaking things

Gemini: the brains

Cancer: his love for crabs

Leo: the leader everyone loves

Virgo: his ryan obsession

Libra: dimples

Scorpio: that intense stare™

Sagittarius: his perfect english

Capricorn: being so done

Aquarius: how he destroys gender norms

Pisces: his undying love for army

derp images: BTS #1  

(part #2)

Kpop Meme 287/∞

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and to have a mat that has a cat on in saying go away with the middle finger up

just a reminder that bts used to fight a lot about food, and one time, hoseok threw a banana at jungkook.

Taehyung - Singularity moodboard 👅

shit I’m dead

cause I gave in and bought d&p ii tickets w/o telling anyone before hand

when your boyfriend invented the piano and you’re so proud you have to film him play it for the first time

me: *comes up with a half decent idea for a fanfiction*

*ten minutes later*

me, just starting off in the st fandom: mileven is kinda cute i guess i ship it me now after seeing how bad the mileven fandom can get: byler henclair and elmax are the only things keeping me alive straights don’t interact

losers club + sports

bev; volleyball ben; hockey eddie; track and field richie; swimming and diving bill; soccer mike; football stan; baseball

eddie but with body dysmorphia

-so eddie has always been small

-compact, if you will

-and he secretly liked being small, being able to fit in people’s (richie’s) arms so well, finding the tiniest of spots to hide during hide and seek

-but one day while after he got to high school, sometime after he hit puberty, something changed in him

-he got taller and thicker and he wasn’t enjoying it

-he started to feel like he was taking up too much space

-he kept these thoughts to himself, as he does with most everything

-but they all notice eventually

-he won’t sit on bill’s shoulders to play chicken anymore

-won’t let stan give him piggyback rides

-before he started seeing himself this way he used to borrow bev’s sweaters all the time but now he refuses because he’s convinced he’ll stretch them out

-he won’t ride on the back of mike’s bike when they travel around town

-and richie especially notices when eddie won’t let him wrap his arms around his waist anymore

-at first richie thought eddie was slowly distancing himself

-trying to slip away

-he was so hurt when eddie refused to cuddle or change in front of him

-he goes to bev, who is obviously one of his best friends,

-“i just feel like he doesn’t love me anymore you know? he won’t let me touch him like ever”

-“richie, can’t you see it? it’s not you, it’s him. he feels bad about himself, he’s got body dysmorphia”

-and of course she then had to explain what that term actually means

-but then it all comes together in the old trashmouth’s head

-“you’re a godsend, marsh. what would i do without you?”

-“crash and burn”

-so he goes to eddie, not knowing if he should confront him straight up or wait til eddie says something himself

-but that’s obviously never gonna happen so plan b

-they’re chilling in richie’s room, doing homework

-richie puts his math book down and starts kissing eddie’s neck

-“rich, stop, i’ve got work to do”

-then he starts playing with eddie’s hair

-“richie you’re distracting me”

-“you’re so beautiful, eds. i love you so much”

-“shut up, trashmouth. don’t call me that”

-richie starts slowly moving his hands around eddie’s shoulders and then slipping them under his sweater

-“i mean it, babe. you’re just so beautiful, i can’t believe i wasted all that time being your friend when i could’ve been-“

-“beep fucking beep richie! i don’t want to play right now”

-“why won’t you let me touch you, eddie?”

-and eddie has to pinch the bridge of his nose

-“i have work to do”

-“i don’t mean just now. i mean ever. we don’t hug, or cuddle or make out, we haven’t been together in weeks”

-“that’s what you’re fucking worried about? that i’m not having sex with you?”

-“no you stupid idiot i’m worried that you’re gonna start hurting yourself because you think you’re fat”

-“what are you even talking about”

-“i’m not stupid, eddie. you’re wearing baggy clothes, you only eat green shit, you won’t let me see you without a shirt on….for some reason you hate yourself and that’s fucking ridiculous because you’re probably the most attractive person i’ve ever met in my life”

-eddie doesn’t know what to say because he never thought richie would figure it out

-“i love you, eddie. you. the way you are. i love your floppy hair and your sparkly eyes, i love how you can be kinda squishy in the middle, i love your arms and your legs….dear god eddie your ass is literally out of this world”

-and eddie laughs through his tears

-“i don’t want you to change, i don’t want you to start to disappear”

-eddie takes richie’s dorky face into his little hands and kisses the tip of his nose

-“i’m not gonna go anywhere. i love you, trashmouth”

-“i love you too eddie spaghetti”

cool i’m in pain

Don’t tell me that the Losers never did this

Bill: Richie, how many fingers am I showing? *3 fingers*

Richie: Holy fuck Bill I know I don’t have my glasses but your 3 fingers are literally right on my face

——-

Eddie: Shit, Richie *take on Richie’s glasses* are you honestly this fucking blind?

Richie: oH WELL DARLING ISN’T THAT WHY I HAVE THOSE TWO THICK ASS GLASSES UP ON MY NOSE EVeryday?

Mike: Did you just call Eddie “darling”?

Richie:

Eddie:

Mike:

Richie: I have difficulty in recognizing and calling out people without my glasses, mICHAEL

Let’s all just take a second to appreciate the losers faces in this pic…Tag urself, I’m Finn

in the old script pennywise says “dont touch other boys richie! or they’ll know ur little secret” richie mother fucking tozier is a canon gay in the script and theres nothing you can dk about it