When Your Boyfriend Invented The Piano And You’re So Proud You Have To Film Him Play It For The First

namjoon: Since we're going overseas, Big Hit wants us to go over some safety procedures.

namjoon: Now, if I get shot, what do you do?

jimin, solemnly: avenge you.

Signs as Namjoon things

Aries: rap king

Taurus: breaking things

Gemini: the brains

Cancer: his love for crabs

Leo: the leader everyone loves

Virgo: his ryan obsession

Libra: dimples

Scorpio: that intense stare™

Sagittarius: his perfect english

Capricorn: being so done

Aquarius: how he destroys gender norms

Pisces: his undying love for army

Max *waiting for Jane*: ugh where is she?

Jane *running and slightly out of breath*: sorry I'm late. I got you a gift.

Max: aw, what is it?

Jane: a rock. It looked cool.

Max: okay, cool.

Three Months Later:

Jane: can I borrow a sweater?

Max: sure, in the closet.

Jane: *opens the closet*

Jane:

Jane: is that, is that a box of all the rocks I gave you?

Max: uhh...

Jane *tearing up slightly*: I didn't think you keep them!

Don’t tell me that the Losers never did this

Bill: Richie, how many fingers am I showing? *3 fingers*

Richie: Holy fuck Bill I know I don’t have my glasses but your 3 fingers are literally right on my face

——-

Eddie: Shit, Richie *take on Richie’s glasses* are you honestly this fucking blind?

Richie: oH WELL DARLING ISN’T THAT WHY I HAVE THOSE TWO THICK ASS GLASSES UP ON MY NOSE EVeryday?

Mike: Did you just call Eddie “darling”?

Richie:

Eddie:

Mike:

Richie: I have difficulty in recognizing and calling out people without my glasses, mICHAEL

max: does anything

eleven: fuck that’s my gf!!1!1!!

max: I’m your wife?

eleven, shellshocked: EVEN BETTER

Guard Member: *drops rifle*

Guard Member: Screw it! *chucks rifle halfway across the football field*

Director:

Director: Ok but why can’t you throw it that hard when you’re supposed to?

“Bold of you to assume I can catch things.”

color guard captain

me: lumax is a wonderful pairing. both are mature, intelligent, practical, communicative, and self-aware. also it’s a good and healthy representation of interracial couples. jane and max should definitely be friends because the jealous girl trope is tired and belittling. however, jane isn’t really ready for any romantic relationship, especially one that would change her understandings of romance and sexuality when she’s so new in society and only just grasping these concepts to begin with.

my singular (gay) brain cell: elmax moodboard pretty

Band director: I love all of the marching sections equally! Trumpets, drum line, saxophones, *looks at smudged writing on hand* colr gud.

Bad Marching Advice #4

Never let old shows die!!1!!!111!!

It is your responsibility as an upperclassman to make obscure references to past shows that freshmen will never understand! No matter what the situation is, it’s never an inappropriate time to sing the opener to your show from freshman year! In fact, it’s better to sing a part that you didn’t play! Color guard, now is your time to shine!