Bad Marching Advice #4

“Bold of you to assume I can catch things.”

color guard captain

Straight From the Field #10

“Guys, seriously, stop practicing and go get water. This is the only time you’ll hear me say this, take advantage of it.”

when u and ur squad roll in @ prom ready to fuck shit up

when your boyfriend invented the piano and you’re so proud you have to film him play it for the first time

Bad Marching Advice #8

EVERYONE CAN BE A GUARD MEMBER!

Just because they’re the ones with actual flags doesn’t make them special, anyone can toss a piece of metal. In fact, try it at your next rehearsal! The directors will be so impressed they’ll forget to get mad!

Bonus points if it’s not your instrument!

(Looking at all you woodwinds out there)

Straight From the Field #4

“Dude you’re so sweaty right now.”

“Well, you know, it’s only a nice cool million degrees out here, it’s not like I’m BURNING ALIVE or anything-“

I’m literally the neediest piece of shit you’ll ever meet

Me if the Duffer bros make El antagonistic towards Max for no reason whatsoever again  in season 3

Guard Student Meme?

Not ❌ flag twirlers❗️😤😫 We are Color Guard 💪💄 Always tossing 👐 never dropping 👊 step in time 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️spin to the music 🎶🎷🥁 non stop 🔥 every day at Band camp 🎼 🌅 blood 💉 sweat 💦 and glitter ✨ Step 8:5🙏