Guard Student Meme?

max: does anything

eleven: fuck that’s my gf!!1!1!!

max: I’m your wife?

eleven, shellshocked: EVEN BETTER

it/st coven au → party → max mayfield

max mayfield is a new witch at the academy, having escaped her abusive family all too recently. however, her gifts of pyrokinesis and concillium, or mind control, have proven that she is more than witch enough. her specialties are rituals and spellcraft; she is often found at the local skatepark, though she makes sure to get back to the academy before dinner.

💚Elmax in green!💚

derp images: BTS #1  

(part #2)

horn: up

feet: together

dick: out

I am forcibly removed from my dot

Band Kid Confessions #3

Sophomore, Percussionist

Once I slammed the door to a practice room just to see how loud it would be and the handle on the inside fell off the door. It was me and a couple other percussionists and guard people trapped in there for about the next fifteen minutes until a private lesson teacher found us and let us out.

Namjoon: Good morning.

Jimin: Good morning.

Jin: Good morning.

Hoseok: You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!

Taehyung: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS

Straight From the Field #4

“Dude you’re so sweaty right now.”

“Well, you know, it’s only a nice cool million degrees out here, it’s not like I’m BURNING ALIVE or anything-“

just a reminder that bts used to fight a lot about food, and one time, hoseok threw a banana at jungkook.