I Am Forcibly Removed From My Dot

BTS as Dad Tweets

Namjoon: One thing I definitely underestimated when I first became a father was the great amount of joy embarrassing my kids would bring me.

Seokjin: I constantly google “how to put your kids up for adoption” so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I’m not messing around.

Yoongi: [in car drop off line at school]

Dad, this isn’t even our school. “Look kids…Daddy’s hungover. Just go in there & learn something, ok?”

Hoseok: Parents say a lot of things over and over. For example, I just said “Please don’t pull Daddy’s pants down in public.” for the 500th time

Jimin: I hope I never hit that dad phase where I think it’s a good idea to buy a minivan.

Taehyung: My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over to our house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure

Jungkook:

Child: What’s neglect mean?

Me: Shhh daddy’s playing video games

just a reminder that bts used to fight a lot about food, and one time, hoseok threw a banana at jungkook.

Just Band Things

Going to every football game but never knowing anything about the actual game or rules except what to do when your home team scores

losers club + sports

bev; volleyball ben; hockey eddie; track and field richie; swimming and diving bill; soccer mike; football stan; baseball

Straight From the Field #8

“yEET”

“STOP YEETING YOUR TRUMPET, CONNOR!”

Taehyung - Singularity moodboard 👅

Yess. I shiiiiip.

There is no sound more satisfying than that of a rifle snap and the feeling of a strong catch

Idk a college au where the boys live together and Ben wants to bring his girlfriend into their home on movie/videogame night.

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