BTS As Dad Tweets

they’re listening to wham!

Max *waiting for Jane*: ugh where is she?

Jane *running and slightly out of breath*: sorry I'm late. I got you a gift.

Max: aw, what is it?

Jane: a rock. It looked cool.

Max: okay, cool.

Three Months Later:

Jane: can I borrow a sweater?

Max: sure, in the closet.

Jane: *opens the closet*

Jane:

Jane: is that, is that a box of all the rocks I gave you?

Max: uhh...

Jane *tearing up slightly*: I didn't think you keep them!

What’s done, is done

Bad Marching Advice #8

EVERYONE CAN BE A GUARD MEMBER!

Just because they’re the ones with actual flags doesn’t make them special, anyone can toss a piece of metal. In fact, try it at your next rehearsal! The directors will be so impressed they’ll forget to get mad!

Bonus points if it’s not your instrument!

(Looking at all you woodwinds out there)

just a reminder that bts used to fight a lot about food, and one time, hoseok threw a banana at jungkook.

*Reddie at an aquarium*

Richie: That’s a shark, baby, I’ve seen JAWS at least 6 times, that’s a shark

Eddie: Oh not so fast-

Richie: Huh?

Eddie: Don’t jump to conclusions-

Richie: Oh I’m jumpin, I’ve jumped. I’ve landed. Shark. It’s a shark

Eddie: Just keep in mind, things don’t always seem how they appear-

Richie: HUH?

Eddie: *falls over in laughter*

elmax (el/jane x max) moodboard // not my pictures

STARCOURT MALL PICS WITH JANE MAX WILL AND MIKE I SMELL DUSTIN AND LUCAS SCENE AND CAN BE INTERPRETED AS GAY ASS DOUBLE DATE SCENE

did’t big mouth give people better gay rep than voltron