Max *waiting For Jane*: Ugh Where Is She?

Bad Marching Advice #12

Now that we’re heading into band camp, don’t even bother with sunscreen! You can get that sick tan you always wanted! Sure you might be a little red around the edges, but it’ll be worth it won’t it?

Guard Member: *drops rifle*

Guard Member: Screw it! *chucks rifle halfway across the football field*

Director:

Director: Ok but why can’t you throw it that hard when you’re supposed to?

“You just gotta YEET that thing into the sky okay?’

-The guard section leader teaching a freshman how to do a 45

shit I’m dead

cause I gave in and bought d&p ii tickets w/o telling anyone before hand

Straight From the Field #8

“yEET”

“STOP YEETING YOUR TRUMPET, CONNOR!”

Just Band Things

Going to every football game but never knowing anything about the actual game or rules except what to do when your home team scores

💛Elmax secret relationship in yellow!💛

🧡Elmax in orange!🧡

Pageant Girl 10 Commandments

1. The bigger the hair the closer to God.

2. Thou shall always use “butt spray.” (No matter how cute it is the judges don’t want to see that)

3. Thou shall always make sure thy false eyelashes are attached properly.

4. Thou shall always honor thy choreographer and coaches

5. Thou shall not be “plastic”

6. Thou shall not covet the title thy neighbor holds

7. Thy hair shall not move

8. Thou shall not be afraid of the judges. (No matter how intimidating they are)

9. Thou shall have fun!

And the last and most important commandment: 10. BE YOURSELF!!!!!

Bad Marching Advice #8

EVERYONE CAN BE A GUARD MEMBER!

Just because they’re the ones with actual flags doesn’t make them special, anyone can toss a piece of metal. In fact, try it at your next rehearsal! The directors will be so impressed they’ll forget to get mad!

Bonus points if it’s not your instrument!

(Looking at all you woodwinds out there)