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elmax (el/jane x max) moodboard // not my pictures

just a reminder that bts used to fight a lot about food, and one time, hoseok threw a banana at jungkook.

Jimin: *phone starts ringing*

Jungkook: *looks to see who’s calling*

Jungkook: LMAO YOU STILL CALL YOUR DAD DADDY

Jimin: *answers call and makes direct eye contact with Jungkook*

Jimin: Hey Yoongi

Jungkook: *chokes on drink*

Me: man this next drill move looks really hard, I hope I don’t hit anyone!

Freshman trombone: *3 steps ahead of his line, about to run into me* oh how the turns have tabled

das,,, gay

Band Kid Confessions #9

Junior, Guard

During a parade we got backed up for a few minutes so we were standing still for a while, and there was this kid standing right next to me and trying to catcall me while I was spinning my flag. I got fed up almost immediately, so I started sticking my flag out a little farther and knocked his hat off his head, and he and his jerk friends backed off real quick. I guess that’s an advantage of having a 6 foot metal pole in your hands almost all the time.

when your boyfriend invented the piano and you’re so proud you have to film him play it for the first time

Murderer: *on phone* I can see you

Jin:

Murderer:

Jin:

Murderer:

Jin: Do I look good?

Band Kid Confessions #3

Sophomore, Percussionist

Once I slammed the door to a practice room just to see how loud it would be and the handle on the inside fell off the door. It was me and a couple other percussionists and guard people trapped in there for about the next fifteen minutes until a private lesson teacher found us and let us out.

me: lumax is a wonderful pairing. both are mature, intelligent, practical, communicative, and self-aware. also it’s a good and healthy representation of interracial couples. jane and max should definitely be friends because the jealous girl trope is tired and belittling. however, jane isn’t really ready for any romantic relationship, especially one that would change her understandings of romance and sexuality when she’s so new in society and only just grasping these concepts to begin with.

my singular (gay) brain cell: elmax moodboard pretty