Murderer: *on Phone* I Can See You

Bad Marching Advice #4

Never let old shows die!!1!!!111!!

It is your responsibility as an upperclassman to make obscure references to past shows that freshmen will never understand! No matter what the situation is, it’s never an inappropriate time to sing the opener to your show from freshman year! In fact, it’s better to sing a part that you didn’t play! Color guard, now is your time to shine!

Straight From the Field #4

“Dude you’re so sweaty right now.”

“Well, you know, it’s only a nice cool million degrees out here, it’s not like I’m BURNING ALIVE or anything-“

Elmax Magic!au in white!

Just Band Things

The captain of your section running into the practice room you’re in, screaming at you to shut the door and then pulling a pack of thin mints out of the ceiling

Straight From the Field #2

“How did I get here?”

“My mom drove us here. I was there.”

“No, I mean how did I get HERE. In life. Why am I still doing this to myself?”

Band director: I love all of the marching sections equally! Trumpets, drum line, saxophones, *looks at smudged writing on hand* colr gud.

Bad Marching Advice #8

EVERYONE CAN BE A GUARD MEMBER!

Just because they’re the ones with actual flags doesn’t make them special, anyone can toss a piece of metal. In fact, try it at your next rehearsal! The directors will be so impressed they’ll forget to get mad!

Bonus points if it’s not your instrument!

(Looking at all you woodwinds out there)

Jungkook: What happens when you die?

Namjoon: You go to heaven.

Jungkook: No, I mean - when you die, do I get your stuff?

Idk a college au where the boys live together and Ben wants to bring his girlfriend into their home on movie/videogame night.

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