Elmax Magic!au In White!

Jane: I think I’m allergic to Max. I get all red and cant breathe or talk when i see her.

Will: please tell me you’re fucking kidding

Bad Marching Advice #9

Don’t worry about watching the drum major(s), they’re just there to wave their arms and look serious. As long as you know the show music well enough, nothing can go wrong!

Guard Member: *drops rifle*

Guard Member: Screw it! *chucks rifle halfway across the football field*

Director:

Director: Ok but why can’t you throw it that hard when you’re supposed to?

losers club + sports

bev; volleyball ben; hockey eddie; track and field richie; swimming and diving bill; soccer mike; football stan; baseball

just a reminder that bts used to fight a lot about food, and one time, hoseok threw a banana at jungkook.

Just Band Things

The captain of your section running into the practice room you’re in, screaming at you to shut the door and then pulling a pack of thin mints out of the ceiling

shit I’m dead

cause I gave in and bought d&p ii tickets w/o telling anyone before hand

deletus that fetus

Some good quotes I’ve heard from the band this season

“Hydrate or diedrate.”

“What on God’s good earth did they teach you over at drum corps???”

“Ok, if I say ‘cool?’ I want you guys to say ranch, cool?”

“Nevermind,I guess you guys are lame.”

“I was gonna roll down my window and yell 'NERD’ but I chickened out and just drove up on the grass.”

“What an absolute goddamn unit.”

“Ok, can someone that’s NOT a senior please raise their hand”

“Literally everyone here is a breathing meme and it’s kinda scary.”

“I think I have some ligma in my part.”

“SAY LIGMA ONE MORE TIME SEE WHAT HAPPENS”

Add on if you want

DONT TOUCH ME

jungkook: i love jimin.

yoongi: i, president of the jimin fanclub,