Deletus That Fetus

2017 colorguard mood: “Don’t spin like a little bitch.”

STARCOURT MALL PICS WITH JANE MAX WILL AND MIKE I SMELL DUSTIN AND LUCAS SCENE AND CAN BE INTERPRETED AS GAY ASS DOUBLE DATE SCENE

Band Kid Confessions #3

Sophomore, Percussionist

Once I slammed the door to a practice room just to see how loud it would be and the handle on the inside fell off the door. It was me and a couple other percussionists and guard people trapped in there for about the next fifteen minutes until a private lesson teacher found us and let us out.

Band Kid Confessions #9

Junior, Guard

During a parade we got backed up for a few minutes so we were standing still for a while, and there was this kid standing right next to me and trying to catcall me while I was spinning my flag. I got fed up almost immediately, so I started sticking my flag out a little farther and knocked his hat off his head, and he and his jerk friends backed off real quick. I guess that’s an advantage of having a 6 foot metal pole in your hands almost all the time.

Bad Marching Advice #8

EVERYONE CAN BE A GUARD MEMBER!

Just because they’re the ones with actual flags doesn’t make them special, anyone can toss a piece of metal. In fact, try it at your next rehearsal! The directors will be so impressed they’ll forget to get mad!

Bonus points if it’s not your instrument!

(Looking at all you woodwinds out there)

jungkook: i love jimin.

yoongi: i, president of the jimin fanclub,

Bad Marching Advice #12

Now that we’re heading into band camp, don’t even bother with sunscreen! You can get that sick tan you always wanted! Sure you might be a little red around the edges, but it’ll be worth it won’t it?

Straight From the Field #2

“How did I get here?”

“My mom drove us here. I was there.”

“No, I mean how did I get HERE. In life. Why am I still doing this to myself?”

Signs as Namjoon things

Aries: rap king

Taurus: breaking things

Gemini: the brains

Cancer: his love for crabs

Leo: the leader everyone loves

Virgo: his ryan obsession

Libra: dimples

Scorpio: that intense stare™

Sagittarius: his perfect english

Capricorn: being so done

Aquarius: how he destroys gender norms

Pisces: his undying love for army

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