DONT TOUCH ME

and to have a mat that has a cat on in saying go away with the middle finger up

Pageant Girl 10 Commandments

1. The bigger the hair the closer to God.

2. Thou shall always use “butt spray.” (No matter how cute it is the judges don’t want to see that)

3. Thou shall always make sure thy false eyelashes are attached properly.

4. Thou shall always honor thy choreographer and coaches

5. Thou shall not be “plastic”

6. Thou shall not covet the title thy neighbor holds

7. Thy hair shall not move

8. Thou shall not be afraid of the judges. (No matter how intimidating they are)

9. Thou shall have fun!

And the last and most important commandment: 10. BE YOURSELF!!!!!

me: lumax is a wonderful pairing. both are mature, intelligent, practical, communicative, and self-aware. also it’s a good and healthy representation of interracial couples. jane and max should definitely be friends because the jealous girl trope is tired and belittling. however, jane isn’t really ready for any romantic relationship, especially one that would change her understandings of romance and sexuality when she’s so new in society and only just grasping these concepts to begin with.

my singular (gay) brain cell: elmax moodboard pretty

*Reddie at an aquarium*

Richie: That’s a shark, baby, I’ve seen JAWS at least 6 times, that’s a shark

Eddie: Oh not so fast-

Richie: Huh?

Eddie: Don’t jump to conclusions-

Richie: Oh I’m jumpin, I’ve jumped. I’ve landed. Shark. It’s a shark

Eddie: Just keep in mind, things don’t always seem how they appear-

Richie: HUH?

Eddie: *falls over in laughter*

Bad Marching Advice #9

Don’t worry about watching the drum major(s), they’re just there to wave their arms and look serious. As long as you know the show music well enough, nothing can go wrong!

BTS as Dad Tweets

Namjoon: One thing I definitely underestimated when I first became a father was the great amount of joy embarrassing my kids would bring me.

Seokjin: I constantly google “how to put your kids up for adoption” so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I’m not messing around.

Yoongi: [in car drop off line at school]

Dad, this isn’t even our school. “Look kids…Daddy’s hungover. Just go in there & learn something, ok?”

Hoseok: Parents say a lot of things over and over. For example, I just said “Please don’t pull Daddy’s pants down in public.” for the 500th time

Jimin: I hope I never hit that dad phase where I think it’s a good idea to buy a minivan.

Taehyung: My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over to our house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure

Jungkook:

Child: What’s neglect mean?

Me: Shhh daddy’s playing video games

mike: im a lesbian

max: you’re - you’re girls??!!

mike: im girls!!

Guard Member: *drops rifle*

Guard Member: Screw it! *chucks rifle halfway across the football field*

Director:

Director: Ok but why can’t you throw it that hard when you’re supposed to?

S3 elmax

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