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💚Elmax in green!💚

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(part #2)

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Some good quotes I’ve heard from the band this season

“Hydrate or diedrate.”

“What on God’s good earth did they teach you over at drum corps???”

“Ok, if I say ‘cool?’ I want you guys to say ranch, cool?”

“Nevermind,I guess you guys are lame.”

“I was gonna roll down my window and yell 'NERD’ but I chickened out and just drove up on the grass.”

“What an absolute goddamn unit.”

“Ok, can someone that’s NOT a senior please raise their hand”

“Literally everyone here is a breathing meme and it’s kinda scary.”

“I think I have some ligma in my part.”

“SAY LIGMA ONE MORE TIME SEE WHAT HAPPENS”

Add on if you want

Jane: I think I’m allergic to Max. I get all red and cant breathe or talk when i see her.

Will: please tell me you’re fucking kidding

when your boyfriend invented the piano and you’re so proud you have to film him play it for the first time

did’t big mouth give people better gay rep than voltron

Me: *accidentally does something right*

Me: Iconic.

“You just gotta YEET that thing into the sky okay?’

-The guard section leader teaching a freshman how to do a 45

Straight From the Field #2

“How did I get here?”

“My mom drove us here. I was there.”

“No, I mean how did I get HERE. In life. Why am I still doing this to myself?”

Max *waiting for Jane*: ugh where is she?

Jane *running and slightly out of breath*: sorry I'm late. I got you a gift.

Max: aw, what is it?

Jane: a rock. It looked cool.

Max: okay, cool.

Three Months Later:

Jane: can I borrow a sweater?

Max: sure, in the closet.

Jane: *opens the closet*

Jane:

Jane: is that, is that a box of all the rocks I gave you?

Max: uhh...

Jane *tearing up slightly*: I didn't think you keep them!