Me: *accidentally Does Something Right*

HELLO DYKES………

in the old script pennywise says “dont touch other boys richie! or they’ll know ur little secret” richie mother fucking tozier is a canon gay in the script and theres nothing you can dk about it

Straight From the Field #4

“Dude you’re so sweaty right now.”

“Well, you know, it’s only a nice cool million degrees out here, it’s not like I’m BURNING ALIVE or anything-“

das,,, gay

Murderer: *on phone* I can see you

Jin:

Murderer:

Jin:

Murderer:

Jin: Do I look good?

Jane: I think I’m allergic to Max. I get all red and cant breathe or talk when i see her.

Will: please tell me you’re fucking kidding

Straight From the Field #3

“99% of the time, I don’t know what I’m doing.”

“Alex…you’re the section leader.”

“Yeah, I’m confused about that too.”

El: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.

Dustin: Dark without light is despair and disaster and light without darkness is blinding and chaotic. You cannot have a coin with only one side there must be a heads or tails...a yin and yang if you will.

Max: Yo Socrates, let her eat her fucking cookie

Elmax Magic!au in white!

namjoon: Since we're going overseas, Big Hit wants us to go over some safety procedures.

namjoon: Now, if I get shot, what do you do?

jimin, solemnly: avenge you.