El: I Don't Care What Anyone Says, The Cookie Part Is The Best Part Of An Oreo.

There is no sound more satisfying than that of a rifle snap and the feeling of a strong catch

Don’t tell me that the Losers never did this

Bill: Richie, how many fingers am I showing? *3 fingers*

Richie: Holy fuck Bill I know I don’t have my glasses but your 3 fingers are literally right on my face

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Eddie: Shit, Richie *take on Richie’s glasses* are you honestly this fucking blind?

Richie: oH WELL DARLING ISN’T THAT WHY I HAVE THOSE TWO THICK ASS GLASSES UP ON MY NOSE EVeryday?

Mike: Did you just call Eddie “darling”?

Richie:

Eddie:

Mike:

Richie: I have difficulty in recognizing and calling out people without my glasses, mICHAEL

2017 colorguard mood: “Don’t spin like a little bitch.”

Jimin: *phone starts ringing*

Jungkook: *looks to see who’s calling*

Jungkook: LMAO YOU STILL CALL YOUR DAD DADDY

Jimin: *answers call and makes direct eye contact with Jungkook*

Jimin: Hey Yoongi

Jungkook: *chokes on drink*

Bad Marching Advice #9

Don’t worry about watching the drum major(s), they’re just there to wave their arms and look serious. As long as you know the show music well enough, nothing can go wrong!

DONT TOUCH ME

Namjoon: Good morning.

Jimin: Good morning.

Jin: Good morning.

Hoseok: You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!

Taehyung: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS

namjoon: Since we're going overseas, Big Hit wants us to go over some safety procedures.

namjoon: Now, if I get shot, what do you do?

jimin, solemnly: avenge you.

S3 elmax

I think the best thing about this blog is that sometimes I’m sarcastic, sometimes I’m passive aggressive, and sometimes I have posts like this and neither of us know which one it’s gonna be