I think the best thing about this blog is that sometimes I’m sarcastic, sometimes I’m passive aggressive, and sometimes I have posts like this and neither of us know which one it’s gonna be
🧡Elmax in orange!🧡
Richie after Fighting Pennywise:
EVERYONE CAN BE A GUARD MEMBER!
Just because they’re the ones with actual flags doesn’t make them special, anyone can toss a piece of metal. In fact, try it at your next rehearsal! The directors will be so impressed they’ll forget to get mad!
Bonus points if it’s not your instrument!
(Looking at all you woodwinds out there)
me, just starting off in the st fandom: mileven is kinda cute i guess i ship it me now after seeing how bad the mileven fandom can get: byler henclair and elmax are the only things keeping me alive straights don’t interact
1. The bigger the hair the closer to God.
2. Thou shall always use “butt spray.” (No matter how cute it is the judges don’t want to see that)
3. Thou shall always make sure thy false eyelashes are attached properly.
4. Thou shall always honor thy choreographer and coaches
5. Thou shall not be “plastic”
6. Thou shall not covet the title thy neighbor holds
7. Thy hair shall not move
8. Thou shall not be afraid of the judges. (No matter how intimidating they are)
9. Thou shall have fun!
And the last and most important commandment: 10. BE YOURSELF!!!!!
Taehyung - Singularity moodboard 👅
Junior, Guard
For indoor season we had a sad show, and a lot of the girls were having trouble performing, but I’m really good at it so they asked me how I always looked so sad and tearful when I performed, and I told them that I was in theatre so I’m good at expressing emotion. But it’s really just my face because I’m always scared when I do work.
Band director: I love all of the marching sections equally! Trumpets, drum line, saxophones, *looks at smudged writing on hand* colr gud.
“Guys, seriously, stop practicing and go get water. This is the only time you’ll hear me say this, take advantage of it.”