Jimin: *phone Starts Ringing*

IM CACKLING

I think the best thing about this blog is that sometimes I’m sarcastic, sometimes I’m passive aggressive, and sometimes I have posts like this and neither of us know which one it’s gonna be

Straight From the Field #3

“99% of the time, I don’t know what I’m doing.”

“Alex…you’re the section leader.”

“Yeah, I’m confused about that too.”

Signs as Namjoon things

Aries: rap king

Taurus: breaking things

Gemini: the brains

Cancer: his love for crabs

Leo: the leader everyone loves

Virgo: his ryan obsession

Libra: dimples

Scorpio: that intense stare™

Sagittarius: his perfect english

Capricorn: being so done

Aquarius: how he destroys gender norms

Pisces: his undying love for army

Just Band Things

Going to every football game but never knowing anything about the actual game or rules except what to do when your home team scores

Guard Member: *drops rifle*

Guard Member: Screw it! *chucks rifle halfway across the football field*

Director:

Director: Ok but why can’t you throw it that hard when you’re supposed to?

A happy pink & yellow Elmax aesthetic bc they deserve happiness

me: *comes up with a half decent idea for a fanfiction*

*ten minutes later*

and to have a mat that has a cat on in saying go away with the middle finger up

Me: man this next drill move looks really hard, I hope I don’t hit anyone!

Freshman trombone: *3 steps ahead of his line, about to run into me* oh how the turns have tabled