Jungkook: What happens when you die?
Namjoon: You go to heaven.
Jungkook: No, I mean - when you die, do I get your stuff?
“Dude you’re so sweaty right now.”
“Well, you know, it’s only a nice cool million degrees out here, it’s not like I’m BURNING ALIVE or anything-“
Murderer: *on phone* I can see you
Jin:
Murderer:
Jin:
Murderer:
Jin: Do I look good?
deletus that fetus
“Hydrate or diedrate.”
“What on God’s good earth did they teach you over at drum corps???”
“Ok, if I say ‘cool?’ I want you guys to say ranch, cool?”
“Nevermind,I guess you guys are lame.”
“I was gonna roll down my window and yell 'NERD’ but I chickened out and just drove up on the grass.”
“What an absolute goddamn unit.”
“Ok, can someone that’s NOT a senior please raise their hand”
“Literally everyone here is a breathing meme and it’s kinda scary.”
“I think I have some ligma in my part.”
“SAY LIGMA ONE MORE TIME SEE WHAT HAPPENS”
Add on if you want
it/st coven au → party → max mayfield
max mayfield is a new witch at the academy, having escaped her abusive family all too recently. however, her gifts of pyrokinesis and concillium, or mind control, have proven that she is more than witch enough. her specialties are rituals and spellcraft; she is often found at the local skatepark, though she makes sure to get back to the academy before dinner.
El + Max friendship moodboard?
Ellie and max ‘85
“el? she seems pretty cool”
cause I gave in and bought d&p ii tickets w/o telling anyone before hand
The captain of your section running into the practice room you’re in, screaming at you to shut the door and then pulling a pack of thin mints out of the ceiling
I think the best thing about this blog is that sometimes I’m sarcastic, sometimes I’m passive aggressive, and sometimes I have posts like this and neither of us know which one it’s gonna be
There is no sound more satisfying than that of a rifle snap and the feeling of a strong catch
did’t big mouth give people better gay rep than voltron