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Band Kid Confessions #3

Sophomore, Percussionist

Once I slammed the door to a practice room just to see how loud it would be and the handle on the inside fell off the door. It was me and a couple other percussionists and guard people trapped in there for about the next fifteen minutes until a private lesson teacher found us and let us out.

Bad Marching Advice #4

Never let old shows die!!1!!!111!!

It is your responsibility as an upperclassman to make obscure references to past shows that freshmen will never understand! No matter what the situation is, it’s never an inappropriate time to sing the opener to your show from freshman year! In fact, it’s better to sing a part that you didn’t play! Color guard, now is your time to shine!

jungkook: i love jimin.

yoongi: i, president of the jimin fanclub,

💚Elmax in green!💚

Me: *accidentally does something right*

Me: Iconic.

horn: up

feet: together

dick: out

I am forcibly removed from my dot

BTS as Dad Tweets

Namjoon: One thing I definitely underestimated when I first became a father was the great amount of joy embarrassing my kids would bring me.

Seokjin: I constantly google “how to put your kids up for adoption” so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I’m not messing around.

Yoongi: [in car drop off line at school]

Dad, this isn’t even our school. “Look kids…Daddy’s hungover. Just go in there & learn something, ok?”

Hoseok: Parents say a lot of things over and over. For example, I just said “Please don’t pull Daddy’s pants down in public.” for the 500th time

Jimin: I hope I never hit that dad phase where I think it’s a good idea to buy a minivan.

Taehyung: My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over to our house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure

Jungkook:

Child: What’s neglect mean?

Me: Shhh daddy’s playing video games

mike: im a lesbian

max: you’re - you’re girls??!!

mike: im girls!!

*Reddie at an aquarium*

Richie: That’s a shark, baby, I’ve seen JAWS at least 6 times, that’s a shark

Eddie: Oh not so fast-

Richie: Huh?

Eddie: Don’t jump to conclusions-

Richie: Oh I’m jumpin, I’ve jumped. I’ve landed. Shark. It’s a shark

Eddie: Just keep in mind, things don’t always seem how they appear-

Richie: HUH?

Eddie: *falls over in laughter*