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when your boyfriend invented the piano and you’re so proud you have to film him play it for the first time

DONT TOUCH ME

Signs as Namjoon things

Aries: rap king

Taurus: breaking things

Gemini: the brains

Cancer: his love for crabs

Leo: the leader everyone loves

Virgo: his ryan obsession

Libra: dimples

Scorpio: that intense stare™

Sagittarius: his perfect english

Capricorn: being so done

Aquarius: how he destroys gender norms

Pisces: his undying love for army

IM CACKLING

horn: up

feet: together

dick: out

I am forcibly removed from my dot

BTS as Dad Tweets

Namjoon: One thing I definitely underestimated when I first became a father was the great amount of joy embarrassing my kids would bring me.

Seokjin: I constantly google “how to put your kids up for adoption” so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I’m not messing around.

Yoongi: [in car drop off line at school]

Dad, this isn’t even our school. “Look kids…Daddy’s hungover. Just go in there & learn something, ok?”

Hoseok: Parents say a lot of things over and over. For example, I just said “Please don’t pull Daddy’s pants down in public.” for the 500th time

Jimin: I hope I never hit that dad phase where I think it’s a good idea to buy a minivan.

Taehyung: My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over to our house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure

Jungkook:

Child: What’s neglect mean?

Me: Shhh daddy’s playing video games

elmax (el/jane x max) moodboard // not my pictures

Idk a college au where the boys live together and Ben wants to bring his girlfriend into their home on movie/videogame night.

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Local Girl has Obvious Crush, Surprising Literally No One

Just Band Things

The captain of your section running into the practice room you’re in, screaming at you to shut the door and then pulling a pack of thin mints out of the ceiling