Kpop Meme 287/∞

Eleven: W-who do I shoot!?

Max: Them!

Clone: No! They’re lying! Remember? I love you.

Eleven: *shoots the clone*

Max: What the-

Eleven: ‘I love you’ sounds like something you wouldn’t say to me.

Max: Ok, WOW-

Bad Marching Advice #9

Don’t worry about watching the drum major(s), they’re just there to wave their arms and look serious. As long as you know the show music well enough, nothing can go wrong!

derp images: BTS #1  

(part #2)

when your boyfriend invented the piano and you’re so proud you have to film him play it for the first time

BTS as Dad Tweets

Namjoon: One thing I definitely underestimated when I first became a father was the great amount of joy embarrassing my kids would bring me.

Seokjin: I constantly google “how to put your kids up for adoption” so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I’m not messing around.

Yoongi: [in car drop off line at school]

Dad, this isn’t even our school. “Look kids…Daddy’s hungover. Just go in there & learn something, ok?”

Hoseok: Parents say a lot of things over and over. For example, I just said “Please don’t pull Daddy’s pants down in public.” for the 500th time

Jimin: I hope I never hit that dad phase where I think it’s a good idea to buy a minivan.

Taehyung: My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over to our house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure

Jungkook:

Child: What’s neglect mean?

Me: Shhh daddy’s playing video games

Straight From the Field #3

“99% of the time, I don’t know what I’m doing.”

“Alex…you’re the section leader.”

“Yeah, I’m confused about that too.”

das,,, gay

Band director: I love all of the marching sections equally! Trumpets, drum line, saxophones, *looks at smudged writing on hand* colr gud.

IM CACKLING

namjoon: Since we're going overseas, Big Hit wants us to go over some safety procedures.

namjoon: Now, if I get shot, what do you do?

jimin, solemnly: avenge you.