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Mischa: I don’t mean to be homophobic or anything, but the LGBTQ+ community…kinda gay.

Ocean: Mischa you are literally dating a man! (Noel)

Mischa: I’m just sayin!

Thought it fitting my first ever YouTube video was on the topic of my current hyperfixation

One good thing about me obsessing over a musical is I drink more water so I can hit the high notes.

Just because Jane/Penny LEGALLY can’t say it doesn’t mean she doesn’t (she totally didn’t pick it up from Mischa)

Omg a meme about one of my favourite girls using a meme format of one of my favourite not-girls!!!

Me logging onto tumblr every day

Mischa and Jane Doe/Penny listen to heavy metal together. That’s it. That’s the post.

Nancy to the party: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Also Nancy: Not you Robin, you’re lovely and we’re glad you’re here.

Nancy: *puts a little note in Robin’s breakfast*

Robin: *finds and reads the note* Aww, “I love you”, how cute.

Nancy: : )

Robin: I love you too egg!

Nancy: …

Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.

Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.

Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.

Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”

Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.

Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!

Nancy: Oh my god…

Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.

Nancy: Rob…

I’ve rewatched the first season of ‘Russian Doll’ six times in the past month alone…

Nancy: I like your pants.

Robin: Thanks! They were 50% off.

Nancy: I’d like them 100% off ;)

Robin: The store can’t just sell free stuff,

Nancy: That’s not what I-

Robin: That’s a terrible way to run a business Nance.

I’m going to be changing my username from ‘yourfriendlyneighbourhoodvampire’ to ‘thegoblinking06’ so just so you don’t think ur following a random person, it is in fact me.

Steve: Robin and I are so close we finish each other’s…

Robin: *zoned out*

Steve: Ssss

Robin: *snapping back to reality* Sssomebody once told me-

Robin: *Staring off into space*

Nancy: You good robs?

Robin: *Still staring into the abyss* Lasagna is just Spaghetti flavoured cake…

Nancy: *Extremely concerned but also question human existence* Ok what the fu-

Steve: Robin’s gone on a trip for band which means I’m gonna donate half my wardrobe, try to cook something and most likely set the kitchen on fire, do my nails and give myself a haircut.

Nancy, extremely concerned: Why?

Steve: Robin is like 98% of my will power.

Dustin: Ok, thanks dads.

Everyone: …

Dustin: Why’s everyone staring at me?

Robin: You just called Steve and Eddie your dads. You said, “Thanks dads”.

Dustin: What no I didn’t, I said thanks guys.

Steve: Do you see us as father figures Henderson?

Dustin: No! If anything I see you both as bother figures cause you’re always bothering me!

Nancy: Hey! Show your dads some respect!

Dustin: I didn’t call them my dads!

Eddie: No, no, no, Dustin, we take it as a compliment.

Mike: It’s not a big deal, one time I called El “Will”.

Dustin: Guys! Jump on that! Mike’s madly in love with will but still dating El!

Max: Old news! But you calling Steve and Eddie your daddy’s-

Dustin: Hey! Daddy is not on the table here!

Lucas: But you did call them your dads dude.

Dustin: You shut up! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here!

Lucas: Ok I’ll admit, I stole your DnD book, but the dad thing? That happened.

Dustin: AHAH! Lucas admitted to stealing my DnD book! It was a trap! All a part of my crazy, devious plan.

Steve: We believe you.

Dustin: Thank you.

Eddie: Son, would you like to talk about it later over a, game of catch?

Dustin: …I’d like that.

Nancy: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Robin: I did, I bro-

Nancy: No. No you didn’t. Eddie?

Eddie, messing with Steve: Don’t look at me, look at Steve

Steve: What? I didn’t break it.

Eddie: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Steve: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Dustin, also messing with Steve: Suspicious.

Steve: No it’s not!

Lucas: If it matters, probably not but, Erica was the last one to use it.

Erica: Liar I don’t even drink that crap!

Lucas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Erica: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that LUCAS!

Robin: Ok, ok, let’s not fight! I broke it! Let me pay for it Nance.

Nancy: No. Who broke it?

Dustin: Nancy…Max has been awfully quiet.

Max: Really?!?

Dustin: yeah really!

Max: Oh my god!

(Arguing in the background)

Nancy: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.

Eddie, DMing a game for the Fruity Four: *BBEG voice* And now, time for the deadliest game of them all…

Robin, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Eddie: …Actually I was just gonna send his minions to hunt you for sport but now I’m seriously interested in whatever the fück Knife Monopoly is.

Robin: Bad news, Steve forgot his keys and we where all locked out of the house. Good news I knew how to pick the lock! Bad news now Steve is concerned why I know how to pick locks, Eddie and the kids where pretty impressed though, I didn’t have the heart to tell them I learned how to pick locks when I was fifteen because I thought it would impress pretty girls. Good news a pretty girl saw me do it! Bad news, it was Nancy, and she’s already seen me trip over my own feet multiple times and burst into tears when a baby deer was just a little bit TOO cute…it’s too late…she already knows.

Robin, texting Nancy: Help I’ve been kidnapped!

Nancy: where are you?

Robin: In a car with some random stranger!

Nancy: Hold on I’ll call Steve.

Steve, picking up the phone: Hello?

Nancy: Where’s Robin? She just texted me saying she’s been kidnapped.

Steve: Robin? Robins with me…I’ll call you back. *turning to talk to Robin* THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Robin: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

(Steve’s passed out again)

Dustin: We gotta get him to a hospital now!

Max: Then I should drive

Mike: Why you?

Max: Because I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.

(Cut to)

Everyone, including a now awake Steve: *SCREAMING*

Steve and Nancy talking to Robin, Eddie and the kids: I am at a loss for words.

Robin: Despite being at a loss for words, they both continued to yell ut us for the next 45 minutes.

Robin: My girlfriend once told me she thinks my eyes are Weezer blue…..She also often tells me she thinks that, I am autistic.

Realised they had similar dynamics so thought I’d draw them us such.

Steve (teaching Robin how to drive): Ok, so you’re driving down the road, and all of a sudden Mike and Dustin are crossing it, what do you hit?

Robin: Oh definitely Mike. I mean Nancy might be a bit mad at me but I could never hit Dustin.

Steve, rubbing his temples: The brakes Robin. You hit the brakes!

Ima be 18 by the time Season 5 of Stranger Things comes out apparently so depending on how that goes and whether or not they bring Eddie back (cause I honestly think they might outta guilt alone) my Eddie tattoo I want will either be a memorial tattoo or a “FUCK YEAH THEY CAVED AND BROUGHT HIM BACK” tattoo, I guess only time will tell.

Eddie: I hate physical touch and any signs of affection. It’s just gross and unnecessary.

Robin: You’re literally sitting in Steve’s lap.

Eddie: That’s…irrelevant.

Robin: I wasn’t THAT drunk last night

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy

Robin: So, she’s my girlfriend?

Steve: You asked her if she was single and when she said no you started crying.

Eddie: So, I’m in love with Steve.

Robin: Steve, my best friend?

Eddie: Yeah. Thoughts?

Robin: And prayers…

Steve: FOUR MONTHS!!!

Nancy: What’s he on about?

Robin: Oh nothing.

Steve: You sat back and watched while I watered a fake plant, for FOUR MONTHS!!!!!!!