Eddie, DMing A Game For The Fruity Four: *BBEG Voice* And Now, Time For The Deadliest Game Of Them All…

Robin: My girlfriend once told me she thinks my eyes are Weezer blue…..She also often tells me she thinks that, I am autistic.

You are 0, 4, 6! Pop-eye!

Steve: Robin’s gone on a trip for band which means I’m gonna donate half my wardrobe, try to cook something and most likely set the kitchen on fire, do my nails and give myself a haircut.

Nancy, extremely concerned: Why?

Steve: Robin is like 98% of my will power.

Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.

Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.

Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.

Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”

Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.

Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!

Nancy: Oh my god…

Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.

Nancy: Rob…

Mischa: I don’t mean to be homophobic or anything, but the LGBTQ+ community…kinda gay.

Ocean: Mischa you are literally dating a man! (Noel)

Mischa: I’m just sayin!

I wanna do this now

Now that Hatchetfield is trending again, I have to confess that when I invite a friend over to watch tgwdlm I pause the video when Paul and Emma are hugging (just before Inevitable) and ask them what they thought about it.

We talk for a while about their opinion of the musical and all that jazz and then I say "great" and press play again.

I love to see how their faces drop

Robin: Hey Nance, I really like you. Do you like me too?

Nancy: *literally holding her hand* Rob we’ve been dating for almost a year now.

Robin: I know, but do you like me-

Steve: FOUR MONTHS!!!

Nancy: What’s he on about?

Robin: Oh nothing.

Steve: You sat back and watched while I watered a fake plant, for FOUR MONTHS!!!!!!!

And they say you can’t hear photos

Steve and Nancy talking to Robin, Eddie and the kids: I am at a loss for words.

Robin: Despite being at a loss for words, they both continued to yell ut us for the next 45 minutes.