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Ocean: Hey Mischa, can I have some dating advice?
Mischa: Just because I’m dating Noel, and Talia, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Mischa: It’s pretty cold outside, we should hold hands…to stay warm.
Noel, blushing: Ok
Ocean: …it’s fucking summer
Noel and Mischa: *being cute*
Constance: Aww, they’re so cute!
Penny: I would put them on a boat.
Ocean: …You mean, you ship them???
*cue Ricky just absolutely wheezing in the background*
“Jane Doe/Penny Lamb is secretly buff.” I say into the microphone, everyone boos and I look down in embarrassment.
“No, she’s right.” Says someone from the audience. I look up, and It’s Emily Rohm herself.
Ocean: Mischa and I? We’re friends with benefits
Mischa; Benefits including, someone to talk to, video game partners, sometimes she’ll do back up vocals in my music, and I can reach all the tall shelves for her.
Noel: *Tells Ocean what ‘friends with benefits’ really means*
Ocean, horrified: Oh my god, WE ARE NOT THAT!!!
(Mischa and Ocean are besties, pass it on)
Constance: Hey let me see what you have
Jane/Penny: A KNIFE!
Constance and Mischa in sync: NO!!!
Ocean: Omg, why does she have a knife???
Mischa: I don’t mean to be homophobic or anything, but the LGBTQ+ community…kinda gay.
Ocean: Mischa you are literally dating a man! (Noel)
Mischa: I’m just sayin!