Mischa: It’s Pretty Cold Outside, We Should Hold Hands…to Stay Warm.

Steve: Hey are you free on Saturday, 7pm?

Robin: Yeah.

Steve: Cool, how about you?

Nancy: Yes.

Steve: Sweet. I’m not, but you two have fun!

Robin: Did he just-

When I go off to university istfg I’m gonna do everything in my power to convince my classmates I’m an actual fucking vampire.

Steve: Robin and I are so close we finish each other’s…

Robin: *zoned out*

Steve: Ssss

Robin: *snapping back to reality* Sssomebody once told me-

Girl needs therapy

Robin: *Staring off into space*

Nancy: You good robs?

Robin: *Still staring into the abyss* Lasagna is just Spaghetti flavoured cake…

Nancy: *Extremely concerned but also question human existence* Ok what the fu-

Ima tell my kids this was the last supper.

I made a moss jar....that is all.

Nancy: *puts a little note in Robin’s breakfast*

Robin: *finds and reads the note* Aww, “I love you”, how cute.

Nancy: : )

Robin: I love you too egg!

Nancy: …

Robin: *avoiding eye contact*

Steve: *sighs* What is it Rob?

Robin: I-I made you a friendship bracelet…

Steve: Oh, I don’t know if I’m really a jewellery person Robs.

Robin: You don’t have to wear it-

Steve: *snatches it out of Robin’s hand and aggressively puts it on* What? No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off!!!

Robin: Hey Nance, I really like you. Do you like me too?

Nancy: *literally holding her hand* Rob we’ve been dating for almost a year now.

Robin: I know, but do you like me-