Robin: Hey Nance, I really like you. Do you like me too?
Nancy: *literally holding her hand* Rob we’ve been dating for almost a year now.
Robin: I know, but do you like me-
Steve: Hey are you free on Saturday, 7pm?
Robin: Yeah.
Steve: Cool, how about you?
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: Sweet. I’m not, but you two have fun!
Robin: Did he just-
Ok but tell me Ricky wouldn’t totally wear these???
My current mood: listening to the song ‘High School is Killing Me’ from NPMD on repeat.
Maybe the real Latte Hotte was the friends we made along the way…
Steve, trying to flirt: No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Eddie: …My eyes are brown.
Eddie: So, I’m in love with Steve.
Robin: Steve, my best friend?
Eddie: Yeah. Thoughts?
Robin: And prayers…
If I had a dollar for every time a female character I loved probably wouldn’t have turned evil if they had just gotten an OUNCE of love and support from the people who where supposed to be their friends I’d have two dollars. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Me, an asexual: I lied, I actually don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Now, I’m going to explain the entire plot of Stranger Things to you.
Steve and Nancy talking to Robin, Eddie and the kids: I am at a loss for words.
Robin: Despite being at a loss for words, they both continued to yell ut us for the next 45 minutes.
Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.
Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.
Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.
Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”
Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.
Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!
Nancy: Oh my god…
Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.
Nancy: Rob…