Eddie: So, I’m In Love With Steve.

My masterpiece.

Robin, texting Nancy: Help I’ve been kidnapped!

Nancy: where are you?

Robin: In a car with some random stranger!

Nancy: Hold on I’ll call Steve.

Steve, picking up the phone: Hello?

Nancy: Where’s Robin? She just texted me saying she’s been kidnapped.

Steve: Robin? Robins with me…I’ll call you back. *turning to talk to Robin* THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Robin: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

Ok but tell me Ricky wouldn’t totally wear these???

Steve, trying to flirt: No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Eddie: …My eyes are brown.

Thought it fitting my first ever YouTube video was on the topic of my current hyperfixation

Sometimes babygirl is just a reanimated corpse played by Cole Sprouse.

Hi, I actually had a tumblr account before this one by the same name yourfriendlyneibourhoodvampire but I am nutorious for not writing down my fücking passwords so here we are. Anyways I’ll probably re post some of my art from my old account cus I actually like some of the shit I drew for once so if any of my old followers see it (I has a whopping 43 I was very proud) I’m not a theif just can’t get back into my account :)

Constance: Hey let me see what you have

Jane/Penny: A KNIFE!

Constance and Mischa in sync: NO!!!

Ocean: Omg, why does she have a knife???

I feel like if Grace Chasity got over her prudishness she’d totally vibe with Ethel Cain

Ima be 18 by the time Season 5 of Stranger Things comes out apparently so depending on how that goes and whether or not they bring Eddie back (cause I honestly think they might outta guilt alone) my Eddie tattoo I want will either be a memorial tattoo or a “FUCK YEAH THEY CAVED AND BROUGHT HIM BACK” tattoo, I guess only time will tell.