My Masterpiece.

Robin: Bad news, Steve forgot his keys and we where all locked out of the house. Good news I knew how to pick the lock! Bad news now Steve is concerned why I know how to pick locks, Eddie and the kids where pretty impressed though, I didn’t have the heart to tell them I learned how to pick locks when I was fifteen because I thought it would impress pretty girls. Good news a pretty girl saw me do it! Bad news, it was Nancy, and she’s already seen me trip over my own feet multiple times and burst into tears when a baby deer was just a little bit TOO cute…it’s too late…she already knows.

Honestly I’m pretty proud of this one

Ocean: Hey Mischa, can I have some dating advice?

Mischa: Just because I’m dating Noel, and Talia, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

I feel like if Grace Chasity got over her prudishness she’d totally vibe with Ethel Cain

Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.

Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.

Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.

Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”

Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.

Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!

Nancy: Oh my god…

Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.

Nancy: Rob…

Nancy: *puts a little note in Robin’s breakfast*

Robin: *finds and reads the note* Aww, “I love you”, how cute.

Nancy: : )

Robin: I love you too egg!

Nancy: …

Steve: Robin’s gone on a trip for band which means I’m gonna donate half my wardrobe, try to cook something and most likely set the kitchen on fire, do my nails and give myself a haircut.

Nancy, extremely concerned: Why?

Steve: Robin is like 98% of my will power.

Ima be 18 by the time Season 5 of Stranger Things comes out apparently so depending on how that goes and whether or not they bring Eddie back (cause I honestly think they might outta guilt alone) my Eddie tattoo I want will either be a memorial tattoo or a “FUCK YEAH THEY CAVED AND BROUGHT HIM BACK” tattoo, I guess only time will tell.

I would literally die for her.

When I go off to university istfg I’m gonna do everything in my power to convince my classmates I’m an actual fucking vampire.