When I Go Off To University Istfg I’m Gonna Do Everything In My Power To Convince My Classmates I’m

Ocean: Mischa and I? We’re friends with benefits

Mischa; Benefits including, someone to talk to, video game partners, sometimes she’ll do back up vocals in my music, and I can reach all the tall shelves for her.

Noel: *Tells Ocean what ‘friends with benefits’ really means*

Ocean, horrified: Oh my god, WE ARE NOT THAT!!!

(Mischa and Ocean are besties, pass it on)

Steve: Robin and I are so close we finish each other’s…

Robin: *zoned out*

Steve: Ssss

Robin: *snapping back to reality* Sssomebody once told me-

My current mood: listening to the song ‘High School is Killing Me’ from NPMD on repeat.

Robin: I wasn’t THAT drunk last night

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy

Robin: So, she’s my girlfriend?

Steve: You asked her if she was single and when she said no you started crying.

(Steve’s passed out again)

Dustin: We gotta get him to a hospital now!

Max: Then I should drive

Mike: Why you?

Max: Because I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.

(Cut to)

Everyone, including a now awake Steve: *SCREAMING*

And they say you can’t hear photos

Realised they had similar dynamics so thought I’d draw them us such.

I got bored at 12am and made Wanda’s mask...crown..thing.

“Don’t be heroes. There’s no shame, in running.”

J-

Ju-

*Jake Peralta voice*

JUUDDYYY!!!!!