(Steve’s Passed Out Again)

Mischa and Jane Doe/Penny listen to heavy metal together. That’s it. That’s the post.

Ok but tell me Ricky wouldn’t totally wear these???

I’ve rewatched the first season of ‘Russian Doll’ six times in the past month alone…

Robin, texting Nancy: Help I’ve been kidnapped!

Nancy: where are you?

Robin: In a car with some random stranger!

Nancy: Hold on I’ll call Steve.

Steve, picking up the phone: Hello?

Nancy: Where’s Robin? She just texted me saying she’s been kidnapped.

Steve: Robin? Robins with me…I’ll call you back. *turning to talk to Robin* THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Robin: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

Eddie, DMing a game for the Fruity Four: *BBEG voice* And now, time for the deadliest game of them all…

Robin, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Eddie: …Actually I was just gonna send his minions to hunt you for sport but now I’m seriously interested in whatever the fück Knife Monopoly is.

Nancy: *puts a little note in Robin’s breakfast*

Robin: *finds and reads the note* Aww, “I love you”, how cute.

Nancy: : )

Robin: I love you too egg!

Nancy: …

Steve: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Nancy: you’re a hazard to society.

Robin: And a coward.

Eddie: Do 20!

Constance: Hey let me see what you have

Jane/Penny: A KNIFE!

Constance and Mischa in sync: NO!!!

Ocean: Omg, why does she have a knife???

Nancy to the party: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Also Nancy: Not you Robin, you’re lovely and we’re glad you’re here.

Mischa: I don’t mean to be homophobic or anything, but the LGBTQ+ community…kinda gay.

Ocean: Mischa you are literally dating a man! (Noel)

Mischa: I’m just sayin!