Nancy: *puts A Little Note In Robin’s Breakfast*

Ima be 18 by the time Season 5 of Stranger Things comes out apparently so depending on how that goes and whether or not they bring Eddie back (cause I honestly think they might outta guilt alone) my Eddie tattoo I want will either be a memorial tattoo or a “FUCK YEAH THEY CAVED AND BROUGHT HIM BACK” tattoo, I guess only time will tell.

I love her your honour

Eddie: Aww, these pens are so cute.

Steve: Eds, that’s gay…

Eddie: …Steve we’ve been dating for-

Thought it fitting my first ever YouTube video was on the topic of my current hyperfixation

Ok but tell me Ricky wouldn’t totally wear these???

Steve: Robin and I are so close we finish each other’s…

Robin: *zoned out*

Steve: Ssss

Robin: *snapping back to reality* Sssomebody once told me-

Eddie: So, I’m in love with Steve.

Robin: Steve, my best friend?

Eddie: Yeah. Thoughts?

Robin: And prayers…

Steve, trying to flirt: No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Eddie: …My eyes are brown.

Dustin: Ok, thanks dads.

Everyone: …

Dustin: Why’s everyone staring at me?

Robin: You just called Steve and Eddie your dads. You said, “Thanks dads”.

Dustin: What no I didn’t, I said thanks guys.

Steve: Do you see us as father figures Henderson?

Dustin: No! If anything I see you both as bother figures cause you’re always bothering me!

Nancy: Hey! Show your dads some respect!

Dustin: I didn’t call them my dads!

Eddie: No, no, no, Dustin, we take it as a compliment.

Mike: It’s not a big deal, one time I called El “Will”.

Dustin: Guys! Jump on that! Mike’s madly in love with will but still dating El!

Max: Old news! But you calling Steve and Eddie your daddy’s-

Dustin: Hey! Daddy is not on the table here!

Lucas: But you did call them your dads dude.

Dustin: You shut up! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here!

Lucas: Ok I’ll admit, I stole your DnD book, but the dad thing? That happened.

Dustin: AHAH! Lucas admitted to stealing my DnD book! It was a trap! All a part of my crazy, devious plan.

Steve: We believe you.

Dustin: Thank you.

Eddie: Son, would you like to talk about it later over a, game of catch?

Dustin: …I’d like that.

Steve and Nancy talking to Robin, Eddie and the kids: I am at a loss for words.

Robin: Despite being at a loss for words, they both continued to yell ut us for the next 45 minutes.