Eddie: Aww, These Pens Are So Cute.

I know Buffy isn’t a saint but I still think the song suits these two pretty well, especially if you picture it through Faith’s POV.

Eddie, DMing a game for the Fruity Four: *BBEG voice* And now, time for the deadliest game of them all…

Robin, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Eddie: …Actually I was just gonna send his minions to hunt you for sport but now I’m seriously interested in whatever the fück Knife Monopoly is.

Steve: Robin’s gone on a trip for band which means I’m gonna donate half my wardrobe, try to cook something and most likely set the kitchen on fire, do my nails and give myself a haircut.

Nancy, extremely concerned: Why?

Steve: Robin is like 98% of my will power.

Robin: *rolls over in her sleep and knees Nancy in the ribs*

Nancy: Ow! You kneed me

Robin, still asleep: Yeah, I do need you…

Nancy, holding back tears: Ok…

Dustin: I made a marshmallow Steve! Look his arms are crossed because he’s mad at Robin for messing with his hair! Do you like it?

Steve, holding back tears: I-it’s fine.

Robin: Hey Nance, I really like you. Do you like me too?

Nancy: *literally holding her hand* Rob we’ve been dating for almost a year now.

Robin: I know, but do you like me-

I got bored at 12am and made Wanda’s mask...crown..thing.

Robin: Bad news, Steve forgot his keys and we where all locked out of the house. Good news I knew how to pick the lock! Bad news now Steve is concerned why I know how to pick locks, Eddie and the kids where pretty impressed though, I didn’t have the heart to tell them I learned how to pick locks when I was fifteen because I thought it would impress pretty girls. Good news a pretty girl saw me do it! Bad news, it was Nancy, and she’s already seen me trip over my own feet multiple times and burst into tears when a baby deer was just a little bit TOO cute…it’s too late…she already knows.

J-

Ju-

*Jake Peralta voice*

JUUDDYYY!!!!!

Steve: Eat dinner!

Eddie: I did!

Steve: CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESNT COUNT!!!!