Steve: Eat dinner!
Eddie: I did!
Steve: CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESNT COUNT!!!!
Maybe the real Latte Hotte was the friends we made along the way…
Steve: Robin and I are so close we finish each other’s…
Robin: *zoned out*
Steve: Ssss
Robin: *snapping back to reality* Sssomebody once told me-
You are 0, 4, 6! Pop-eye!
(Steve’s passed out again)
Dustin: We gotta get him to a hospital now!
Max: Then I should drive
Mike: Why you?
Max: Because I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
(Cut to)
Everyone, including a now awake Steve: *SCREAMING*
Steve (teaching Robin how to drive): Ok, so you’re driving down the road, and all of a sudden Mike and Dustin are crossing it, what do you hit?
Robin: Oh definitely Mike. I mean Nancy might be a bit mad at me but I could never hit Dustin.
Steve, rubbing his temples: The brakes Robin. You hit the brakes!
Mischa: I don’t mean to be homophobic or anything, but the LGBTQ+ community…kinda gay.
Ocean: Mischa you are literally dating a man! (Noel)
Mischa: I’m just sayin!
Hi, I actually had a tumblr account before this one by the same name yourfriendlyneibourhoodvampire but I am nutorious for not writing down my fücking passwords so here we are. Anyways I’ll probably re post some of my art from my old account cus I actually like some of the shit I drew for once so if any of my old followers see it (I has a whopping 43 I was very proud) I’m not a theif just can’t get back into my account :)
“Don’t be heroes. There’s no shame, in running.”