Robin: Bad news, Steve forgot his keys and we where all locked out of the house. Good news I knew how to pick the lock! Bad news now Steve is concerned why I know how to pick locks, Eddie and the kids where pretty impressed though, I didn’t have the heart to tell them I learned how to pick locks when I was fifteen because I thought it would impress pretty girls. Good news a pretty girl saw me do it! Bad news, it was Nancy, and she’s already seen me trip over my own feet multiple times and burst into tears when a baby deer was just a little bit TOO cute…it’s too late…she already knows.
Nancy: What should we do this weekend?
Robin: Eat tacos.
Nancy: No! Something romantic!
Robin: …Eat tacos in the rain?
Robin: My girlfriend once told me she thinks my eyes are Weezer blue…..She also often tells me she thinks that, I am autistic.
Robin: *avoiding eye contact*
Steve: *sighs* What is it Rob?
Robin: I-I made you a friendship bracelet…
Steve: Oh, I don’t know if I’m really a jewellery person Robs.
Robin: You don’t have to wear it-
Steve: *snatches it out of Robin’s hand and aggressively puts it on* What? No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off!!!
Mischa and Jane Doe/Penny listen to heavy metal together. That’s it. That’s the post.
I feel like if Grace Chasity got over her prudishness she’d totally vibe with Ethel Cain
Steph: *carrying all the groceries*
Pete: *reaches out to help*
Steph: *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold his hand*
Pete: That’s not what I- ok.
My current mood: listening to the song ‘High School is Killing Me’ from NPMD on repeat.
Carm drawing #1
Don’t really like how this one turned out, I definitely liked the sketch better but, oh well, you can’t like everything you make.
I’m going to be changing my username from ‘yourfriendlyneighbourhoodvampire’ to ‘thegoblinking06’ so just so you don’t think ur following a random person, it is in fact me.
Realised they had similar dynamics so thought I’d draw them us such.