Robin: *avoiding Eye Contact*

Dustin: Ok, thanks dads.

Everyone: …

Dustin: Why’s everyone staring at me?

Robin: You just called Steve and Eddie your dads. You said, “Thanks dads”.

Dustin: What no I didn’t, I said thanks guys.

Steve: Do you see us as father figures Henderson?

Dustin: No! If anything I see you both as bother figures cause you’re always bothering me!

Nancy: Hey! Show your dads some respect!

Dustin: I didn’t call them my dads!

Eddie: No, no, no, Dustin, we take it as a compliment.

Mike: It’s not a big deal, one time I called El “Will”.

Dustin: Guys! Jump on that! Mike’s madly in love with will but still dating El!

Max: Old news! But you calling Steve and Eddie your daddy’s-

Dustin: Hey! Daddy is not on the table here!

Lucas: But you did call them your dads dude.

Dustin: You shut up! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here!

Lucas: Ok I’ll admit, I stole your DnD book, but the dad thing? That happened.

Dustin: AHAH! Lucas admitted to stealing my DnD book! It was a trap! All a part of my crazy, devious plan.

Steve: We believe you.

Dustin: Thank you.

Eddie: Son, would you like to talk about it later over a, game of catch?

Dustin: …I’d like that.

Noel and Mischa: *being cute*

Constance: Aww, they’re so cute!

Penny: I would put them on a boat.

Ocean: …You mean, you ship them???

*cue Ricky just absolutely wheezing in the background*

Nancy: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Robin: I did, I bro-

Nancy: No. No you didn’t. Eddie?

Eddie, messing with Steve: Don’t look at me, look at Steve

Steve: What? I didn’t break it.

Eddie: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Steve: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Dustin, also messing with Steve: Suspicious.

Steve: No it’s not!

Lucas: If it matters, probably not but, Erica was the last one to use it.

Erica: Liar I don’t even drink that crap!

Lucas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Erica: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that LUCAS!

Robin: Ok, ok, let’s not fight! I broke it! Let me pay for it Nance.

Nancy: No. Who broke it?

Dustin: Nancy…Max has been awfully quiet.

Max: Really?!?

Dustin: yeah really!

Max: Oh my god!

(Arguing in the background)

Nancy: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.

Robin: Hey Nance, I really like you. Do you like me too?

Nancy: *literally holding her hand* Rob we’ve been dating for almost a year now.

Robin: I know, but do you like me-

A little Jane Doe edit I made cus this song suits her so damn well.

Dustin: I made a marshmallow Steve! Look his arms are crossed because he’s mad at Robin for messing with his hair! Do you like it?

Steve, holding back tears: I-it’s fine.

I wanna do this now

Now that Hatchetfield is trending again, I have to confess that when I invite a friend over to watch tgwdlm I pause the video when Paul and Emma are hugging (just before Inevitable) and ask them what they thought about it.

We talk for a while about their opinion of the musical and all that jazz and then I say "great" and press play again.

I love to see how their faces drop

Robin: I wasn’t THAT drunk last night

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy

Robin: So, she’s my girlfriend?

Steve: You asked her if she was single and when she said no you started crying.

Me, an asexual: I lied, I actually don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Now, I’m going to explain the entire plot of Stranger Things to you.

I feel like if Grace Chasity got over her prudishness she’d totally vibe with Ethel Cain