Noel and Mischa: *being cute*
Constance: Aww, they’re so cute!
Penny: I would put them on a boat.
Ocean: …You mean, you ship them???
*cue Ricky just absolutely wheezing in the background*
Robin, texting Nancy: Help I’ve been kidnapped!
Nancy: where are you?
Robin: In a car with some random stranger!
Nancy: Hold on I’ll call Steve.
Steve, picking up the phone: Hello?
Nancy: Where’s Robin? She just texted me saying she’s been kidnapped.
Steve: Robin? Robins with me…I’ll call you back. *turning to talk to Robin* THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Robin: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
Realised they had similar dynamics so thought I’d draw them us such.
“Don’t be heroes. There’s no shame, in running.”
Constance: Hey let me see what you have
Jane/Penny: A KNIFE!
Constance and Mischa in sync: NO!!!
Ocean: Omg, why does she have a knife???
Eddie: So, I’m in love with Steve.
Robin: Steve, my best friend?
Eddie: Yeah. Thoughts?
Robin: And prayers…
Steve (teaching Robin how to drive): Ok, so you’re driving down the road, and all of a sudden Mike and Dustin are crossing it, what do you hit?
Robin: Oh definitely Mike. I mean Nancy might be a bit mad at me but I could never hit Dustin.
Steve, rubbing his temples: The brakes Robin. You hit the brakes!
Steve: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Nancy: you’re a hazard to society.
Robin: And a coward.
Eddie: Do 20!
(Steve’s passed out again)
Dustin: We gotta get him to a hospital now!
Max: Then I should drive
Mike: Why you?
Max: Because I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
(Cut to)
Everyone, including a now awake Steve: *SCREAMING*
Steve: Hey are you free on Saturday, 7pm?
Robin: Yeah.
Steve: Cool, how about you?
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: Sweet. I’m not, but you two have fun!
Robin: Did he just-