Robin, Texting Nancy: Help I’ve Been Kidnapped!

Constance: Hey let me see what you have

Jane/Penny: A KNIFE!

Constance and Mischa in sync: NO!!!

Ocean: Omg, why does she have a knife???

Robin: *rolls over in her sleep and knees Nancy in the ribs*

Nancy: Ow! You kneed me

Robin, still asleep: Yeah, I do need you…

Nancy, holding back tears: Ok…

I made a moss jar....that is all.

Eddie, DMing a game for the Fruity Four: *BBEG voice* And now, time for the deadliest game of them all…

Robin, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Eddie: …Actually I was just gonna send his minions to hunt you for sport but now I’m seriously interested in whatever the fück Knife Monopoly is.

“Jane Doe/Penny Lamb is secretly buff.” I say into the microphone, everyone boos and I look down in embarrassment.

“No, she’s right.” Says someone from the audience. I look up, and It’s Emily Rohm herself.

Eddie: Aww, these pens are so cute.

Steve: Eds, that’s gay…

Eddie: …Steve we’ve been dating for-

Mischa and Jane Doe/Penny listen to heavy metal together. That’s it. That’s the post.

Steve: Hey are you free on Saturday, 7pm?

Robin: Yeah.

Steve: Cool, how about you?

Nancy: Yes.

Steve: Sweet. I’m not, but you two have fun!

Robin: Did he just-

Eddie: So, I’m in love with Steve.

Robin: Steve, my best friend?

Eddie: Yeah. Thoughts?

Robin: And prayers…

Robin: My girlfriend once told me she thinks my eyes are Weezer blue…..She also often tells me she thinks that, I am autistic.