Dustin: Ok, Thanks Dads.

Eddie, DMing a game for the Fruity Four: *BBEG voice* And now, time for the deadliest game of them all…

Robin, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Eddie: …Actually I was just gonna send his minions to hunt you for sport but now I’m seriously interested in whatever the fück Knife Monopoly is.

Robin: Bad news, Steve forgot his keys and we where all locked out of the house. Good news I knew how to pick the lock! Bad news now Steve is concerned why I know how to pick locks, Eddie and the kids where pretty impressed though, I didn’t have the heart to tell them I learned how to pick locks when I was fifteen because I thought it would impress pretty girls. Good news a pretty girl saw me do it! Bad news, it was Nancy, and she’s already seen me trip over my own feet multiple times and burst into tears when a baby deer was just a little bit TOO cute…it’s too late…she already knows.

Steve: Eat dinner!

Eddie: I did!

Steve: CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESNT COUNT!!!!

I got bored in class and made Picrews of the choir members (+ what I imagine Penny to look like)

“Don’t be heroes. There’s no shame, in running.”

Steve: FOUR MONTHS!!!

Nancy: What’s he on about?

Robin: Oh nothing.

Steve: You sat back and watched while I watered a fake plant, for FOUR MONTHS!!!!!!!

Steve, trying to flirt: No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Eddie: …My eyes are brown.

Steve: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Nancy: you’re a hazard to society.

Robin: And a coward.

Eddie: Do 20!

Steve: Robin and I are so close we finish each other’s…

Robin: *zoned out*

Steve: Ssss

Robin: *snapping back to reality* Sssomebody once told me-

One good thing about me obsessing over a musical is I drink more water so I can hit the high notes.