One good thing about me obsessing over a musical is I drink more water so I can hit the high notes.
Thought it fitting my first ever YouTube video was on the topic of my current hyperfixation
Robin, texting Nancy: Help I’ve been kidnapped!
Nancy: where are you?
Robin: In a car with some random stranger!
Nancy: Hold on I’ll call Steve.
Steve, picking up the phone: Hello?
Nancy: Where’s Robin? She just texted me saying she’s been kidnapped.
Steve: Robin? Robins with me…I’ll call you back. *turning to talk to Robin* THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Robin: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
Steve: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Nancy: you’re a hazard to society.
Robin: And a coward.
Eddie: Do 20!
Ima be 18 by the time Season 5 of Stranger Things comes out apparently so depending on how that goes and whether or not they bring Eddie back (cause I honestly think they might outta guilt alone) my Eddie tattoo I want will either be a memorial tattoo or a “FUCK YEAH THEY CAVED AND BROUGHT HIM BACK” tattoo, I guess only time will tell.
“Jane Doe/Penny Lamb is secretly buff.” I say into the microphone, everyone boos and I look down in embarrassment.
“No, she’s right.” Says someone from the audience. I look up, and It’s Emily Rohm herself.
Ima tell my kids this was the last supper.
Nancy: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Robin: I did, I bro-
Nancy: No. No you didn’t. Eddie?
Eddie, messing with Steve: Don’t look at me, look at Steve
Steve: What? I didn’t break it.
Eddie: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Steve: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Dustin, also messing with Steve: Suspicious.
Steve: No it’s not!
Lucas: If it matters, probably not but, Erica was the last one to use it.
Erica: Liar I don’t even drink that crap!
Lucas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Erica: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that LUCAS!
Robin: Ok, ok, let’s not fight! I broke it! Let me pay for it Nance.
Nancy: No. Who broke it?
Dustin: Nancy…Max has been awfully quiet.
Max: Really?!?
Dustin: yeah really!
Max: Oh my god!
(Arguing in the background)
Nancy: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.
Noel and Mischa: *being cute*
Constance: Aww, they’re so cute!
Penny: I would put them on a boat.
Ocean: …You mean, you ship them???
*cue Ricky just absolutely wheezing in the background*