I’m Going To Be Changing My Username From ‘yourfriendlyneighbourhoodvampire’ To ‘thegoblinking06’

Ok but tell me Ricky wouldn’t totally wear these???

Nancy: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Robin: I did, I bro-

Nancy: No. No you didn’t. Eddie?

Eddie, messing with Steve: Don’t look at me, look at Steve

Steve: What? I didn’t break it.

Eddie: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Steve: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Dustin, also messing with Steve: Suspicious.

Steve: No it’s not!

Lucas: If it matters, probably not but, Erica was the last one to use it.

Erica: Liar I don’t even drink that crap!

Lucas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Erica: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that LUCAS!

Robin: Ok, ok, let’s not fight! I broke it! Let me pay for it Nance.

Nancy: No. Who broke it?

Dustin: Nancy…Max has been awfully quiet.

Max: Really?!?

Dustin: yeah really!

Max: Oh my god!

(Arguing in the background)

Nancy: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.

Ok but if this isn’t a scene in season 4 Vol. 2 I’m suing.

Robin: *runs at full speed towards Steve* *grabs him by his shirt* *throws him against a wall*

SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE A FUCKING GUN????

Steve: what?? Who? What is happening? Did the Russians get to you????

Robin: wha- no! Nancy ya dingus!!

Steve: what about her???

Robin: HAVE YOU SEEN HER USE A GUN?? SHE COULD KILL AN ANT FROM A MILE AWAY!!! AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT TELLING ME???

Steve: okay first of all, wasn't she "a priss"? Second of all, HOW IS ANY OF THIS RELEVANT?

Robin: IT'S RELEVANT BECAUSE IT'S THE HOTTEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN

Steve: oh my god.

You are 0, 4, 6! Pop-eye!

I got bored at 12am and made Wanda’s mask...crown..thing.

Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.

Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.

Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.

Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”

Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.

Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!

Nancy: Oh my god…

Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.

Nancy: Rob…

Robin: My girlfriend once told me she thinks my eyes are Weezer blue…..She also often tells me she thinks that, I am autistic.

Eddie: I hate physical touch and any signs of affection. It’s just gross and unnecessary.

Robin: You’re literally sitting in Steve’s lap.

Eddie: That’s…irrelevant.

Steve: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Nancy: you’re a hazard to society.

Robin: And a coward.

Eddie: Do 20!