Ok but if this isn’t a scene in season 4 Vol. 2 I’m suing.
Robin: *runs at full speed towards Steve* *grabs him by his shirt* *throws him against a wall*
SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE A FUCKING GUN????
Steve: what?? Who? What is happening? Did the Russians get to you????
Robin: wha- no! Nancy ya dingus!!
Steve: what about her???
Robin: HAVE YOU SEEN HER USE A GUN?? SHE COULD KILL AN ANT FROM A MILE AWAY!!! AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT TELLING ME???
Steve: okay first of all, wasn't she "a priss"? Second of all, HOW IS ANY OF THIS RELEVANT?
Robin: IT'S RELEVANT BECAUSE IT'S THE HOTTEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN
Steve: oh my god.
I feel like if Grace Chasity got over her prudishness she’d totally vibe with Ethel Cain
Me, an asexual: I lied, I actually don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Now, I’m going to explain the entire plot of Stranger Things to you.
Robin, texting Nancy: Help I’ve been kidnapped!
Nancy: where are you?
Robin: In a car with some random stranger!
Nancy: Hold on I’ll call Steve.
Steve, picking up the phone: Hello?
Nancy: Where’s Robin? She just texted me saying she’s been kidnapped.
Steve: Robin? Robins with me…I’ll call you back. *turning to talk to Robin* THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Robin: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
Nancy to the party: Alright, listen up you little shits!
Also Nancy: Not you Robin, you’re lovely and we’re glad you’re here.
You ever start doing a drawing and it’s going so well and then you get up to the face and you’re just like:
*over exaggerated sigh* Ima fuck this up aint I?
I would literally die for her.
Steve: Robin and I are so close we finish each other’s…
Robin: *zoned out*
Steve: Ssss
Robin: *snapping back to reality* Sssomebody once told me-
Eddie: Aww, these pens are so cute.
Steve: Eds, that’s gay…
Eddie: …Steve we’ve been dating for-