Steve: Eat dinner!
Eddie: I did!
Steve: CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESNT COUNT!!!!
Nancy: What should we do this weekend?
Robin: Eat tacos.
Nancy: No! Something romantic!
Robin: …Eat tacos in the rain?
Eddie: Aww, these pens are so cute.
Steve: Eds, that’s gay…
Eddie: …Steve we’ve been dating for-
Robin: Hey Nance, I really like you. Do you like me too?
Nancy: *literally holding her hand* Rob we’ve been dating for almost a year now.
Robin: I know, but do you like me-
Steve: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Nancy: you’re a hazard to society.
Robin: And a coward.
Eddie: Do 20!
Dustin: I made a marshmallow Steve! Look his arms are crossed because he’s mad at Robin for messing with his hair! Do you like it?
Steve, holding back tears: I-it’s fine.
Me, an asexual: I lied, I actually don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Now, I’m going to explain the entire plot of Stranger Things to you.
Robin: *avoiding eye contact*
Steve: *sighs* What is it Rob?
Robin: I-I made you a friendship bracelet…
Steve: Oh, I don’t know if I’m really a jewellery person Robs.
Robin: You don’t have to wear it-
Steve: *snatches it out of Robin’s hand and aggressively puts it on* What? No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off!!!
Ok but if this isn’t a scene in season 4 Vol. 2 I’m suing.
Robin: *runs at full speed towards Steve* *grabs him by his shirt* *throws him against a wall*
SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE A FUCKING GUN????
Steve: what?? Who? What is happening? Did the Russians get to you????
Robin: wha- no! Nancy ya dingus!!
Steve: what about her???
Robin: HAVE YOU SEEN HER USE A GUN?? SHE COULD KILL AN ANT FROM A MILE AWAY!!! AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT TELLING ME???
Steve: okay first of all, wasn't she "a priss"? Second of all, HOW IS ANY OF THIS RELEVANT?
Robin: IT'S RELEVANT BECAUSE IT'S THE HOTTEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN
Steve: oh my god.
“Don’t be heroes. There’s no shame, in running.”
Hopper: I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to fine you kids for having three people on a motorcycle.
Nancy: Three?
Eddie: FÜCK!
Robin: STEVE FELL OFF!!!
Steve: Hey are you free on Saturday, 7pm?
Robin: Yeah.
Steve: Cool, how about you?
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: Sweet. I’m not, but you two have fun!
Robin: Did he just-
Robin re-colour cus I hated the way I shaded her face and hair in the previous one.
Robin: Are you okay?
Steve: Yes
Robin: Are you hurt?
Steve: Yes
Robin, slapping him: Then what the fück where you thinking dingus!?!?
You are 0, 4, 6! Pop-eye!
Carm drawing #1
Don’t really like how this one turned out, I definitely liked the sketch better but, oh well, you can’t like everything you make.
Just a lil Carmilla edit I made idk
You ever start doing a drawing and it’s going so well and then you get up to the face and you’re just like:
*over exaggerated sigh* Ima fuck this up aint I?
I know Buffy isn’t a saint but I still think the song suits these two pretty well, especially if you picture it through Faith’s POV.
I made my first edit! It’s not the best cus it was my first time using that app and some of the cropping is weird but I wanted to make an edit of Sidney Prescott being a badass (cus I’m obsessed with the Scream movies atm) and I thought the sound fit for her and Jill so, here we I I’m pretty proud of it.
Just reposting some of my art from my old account :)
Hi, I actually had a tumblr account before this one by the same name yourfriendlyneibourhoodvampire but I am nutorious for not writing down my fücking passwords so here we are. Anyways I’ll probably re post some of my art from my old account cus I actually like some of the shit I drew for once so if any of my old followers see it (I has a whopping 43 I was very proud) I’m not a theif just can’t get back into my account :)