Hopper: I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to fine you kids for having three people on a motorcycle.
Nancy: Three?
Eddie: FÜCK!
Robin: STEVE FELL OFF!!!
Just reposting some of my art from my old account :)
Robin: *avoiding eye contact*
Steve: *sighs* What is it Rob?
Robin: I-I made you a friendship bracelet…
Steve: Oh, I don’t know if I’m really a jewellery person Robs.
Robin: You don’t have to wear it-
Steve: *snatches it out of Robin’s hand and aggressively puts it on* What? No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off!!!
Steph: *carrying all the groceries*
Pete: *reaches out to help*
Steph: *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold his hand*
Pete: That’s not what I- ok.
Me, an asexual: I lied, I actually don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Now, I’m going to explain the entire plot of Stranger Things to you.
Mischa: I don’t mean to be homophobic or anything, but the LGBTQ+ community…kinda gay.
Ocean: Mischa you are literally dating a man! (Noel)
Mischa: I’m just sayin!
I feel like if Grace Chasity got over her prudishness she’d totally vibe with Ethel Cain
Hi, I actually had a tumblr account before this one by the same name yourfriendlyneibourhoodvampire but I am nutorious for not writing down my fücking passwords so here we are. Anyways I’ll probably re post some of my art from my old account cus I actually like some of the shit I drew for once so if any of my old followers see it (I has a whopping 43 I was very proud) I’m not a theif just can’t get back into my account :)
Robin: *Staring off into space*
Nancy: You good robs?
Robin: *Still staring into the abyss* Lasagna is just Spaghetti flavoured cake…
Nancy: *Extremely concerned but also question human existence* Ok what the fu-