Latest Posts by clangcrunchyeowch - Page 2

ROWING. im doing rowing this summer maybe and i have high hopes that i will be surrounded by incredibly attractive people

hockey players… lacrosse players… cricket players…

may the fourth be with you all btw <3

pls tell me someone else knows about the velocipastor </3

hockey players… lacrosse players… cricket players…

i think im hallucinating because why did my ap calc teacher call me a masochist?! i told him i had ap chem tutoring after our 6 hour calc study group day and he was like ‘scotty are you trying to kill yourself lmao’ oh my god

on tuesday i have ap chem exam but it’s okay because that very same day joe bart will be dressing up as hatsune miku for his stream so it’ll be like a little treat for me after the torture of chem

guys im a fucking genius (code thief)

almost lost a days worth of my code and my mind along with it… very stressful three minutes

put sunscreen on five fucking times today and i STILL GOT BURNT. like it’s not THAT bad but ughhhhh

the term ‘skinfluencer’ makes me think of some sort of fleshy amalgam that scurries about in a weird manner

cis-isomers? trans-isomers? even chemistry has been influenced by big woke

i remember i once had a principal with the last name lopez and she named one of her daughters jennifer and i wonder how that kid is doing now

i got a harsh liquid chemical deep in my left eye this morning and it’s still fucking throbbing omg.

next year prom i’m bringing a fucking twink and best believe we will be acrobating and freak dancing and what have you

circus seni9rs… like the red and white tents 6eing the c9nnecti9n… i like this 9ne l9wk…

the one point that cost me my 4: I GOT IT RIGHT, AND THEN I CHANGED MY FUCKING ANSWER. OH MY GOD. HGHHHH

boy are you a usbc to usb adapter because i think you should be in the middle

robot on robot

seriously like they can basically 69 on screen but a little kiss is too far… smh…

minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss

UUUGHGHGHHGHHGHG WHY DO VALUES MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

apparently my father got a perfect (PERFECT?!) score on the LSATs, which he took because he was considering law (he’s a mechanical engineer with a doctorate in mechanical engineering and a bachelor’s in physics). HOW in the FUCKING HELL did i just find out about this. i took a crimciv law class last school year and was considering law, and he NEVER thought to tell me?!

minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss

when i was younger, all i wanted was to stay up forever. i would hide my laptop under the covers to watch videos and play minecraft, and when that inevitably got taken, i would hide a book and a little light under the covers instead and read until i fell asleep on the pages. people used to brag about not sleeping, outdoing each other with less and less hours of rest, and i felt like a king because i could never fall asleep if i tried. but now that life is so incredibly busy and stressful yet simultaneously dull, insomnia has revealed itself as the curse it is. all i want to do is sleep and sleep and never wake up. my mother, who used to confiscate my computer and books and phone so i would go to sleep, now instead gets angry at me if i take a nap or go to bed too early. there’s too much work to be done for me to be ‘lazy’. but i am tired. i am so very tired. all i want to do is sleep. and sleep. and maybe have a nice dream where i’m happy and carefree and i never have to wake up.

ur literally JOKING wdym there's a will wood concert in my area but it's ***EIGHTEEN AND OVER*** UHGHGHHGGHHG

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNN MICHAEL CERA IS IN THE NEW WES ANDERSON FILM?!?! EEK!!!

franklin d roosevelt harmonising with his cabinet

we need… some kind of… new plan… some kind of new… something… hmm… i wonder…

we need… some kind of… new plan… some kind of new… something… hmm… i wonder…

watching the latest sad boyz podcast episode and i CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH how much i LOVE jarvis laughing. It's like my favourite thing about the podcast -- he fucking EMOTES. every week i look forward to jarvis watching a stupid goofy clip and promtly throwing his head back and letting out the most genuine and cathartic laugh i have ever heard.

school trip to disneyland but it’s “the power within corporate greed”

if i woke up as sam i would