Watching The Latest Sad Boyz Podcast Episode And I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH How Much I LOVE Jarvis Laughing.

xoxo

feeling very violent recently

inappropriate use of side wound. inappropriate use of the side wound of christ.

i know what you are

im bored shut up :(

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

OH MY GODDDD I WAS IN MY FRIENDS CAR GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT AND GUESS WHO WAS GOING INTO THE PARKING LOT. ..

THE SWIM VAN. WITH THE ASSISTANT SWIM COACH DRIVING. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO PRACTICE IN A LONG TIME AND HE IS UPSET WITH ME. I REALLY HOPE I DIDNT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

"Mamavirus can be compared to the similar complex virus mimivirus; mamavirus was so named because it is similar to but larger than mimivirus." WHAT THE FUCK. AAUGH.

just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNN MICHAEL CERA IS IN THE NEW WES ANDERSON FILM?!?! EEK!!!

sorry. i’m all booked up.

GET ME OUT OF HERE.

next year prom i’m bringing a fucking twink and best believe we will be acrobating and freak dancing and what have you