Scott/Sam/Jack (+y suffix if you like)he/him or whatever strikes your fancyxoxo
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he cod on my piece til i ?
is that a codpiece or are you just happy to see me
born in 2008 and so was the If album by msi it's almost like it was MEANT to be so amazing and cool and awesome
jimmy urine in 2014 was wearing some TIGHT fucking pants man
i wonder if they ever got TIGHTER
heheheh
ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
awww đ„č
some of the kindest people youâll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning
GET ME OUT OF HERE.
2nd movie of the day was âits a wonderful worldâ in ap calculus
literally one of the best movies ever
we did NOT just spend all of ap chem watching white chicks đ this man is not realll
inappropriate use of side wound. inappropriate use of the side wound of christ.
we did NOT just spend all of ap chem watching white chicks đ this man is not realll
sorry. iâm all booked up.
alsoâ have to share this amazing book title:
âDeath in the Downline: A multi-level marketing murder mysteryâ.
oh my god. thatâs actually fucking hilarious.
i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
Happy mothers day scotty thank you for bearing our child < lottie 3
omg i feel so honoured on this special day
book haul when scotty? đ„șđ„ș
eek okay so i got crime and punishment obvs and then i also got a copy of jekyll and hyde
i would have gotten more but my father was paying and i have an ENORMOUS backlog of books that i already own đđ so once i finish those. i will head back to the bookstore.
at barnes and noble rn and i can tell you the second i get a job i am spending ALL my disposable income buying books oh my gog
equiussyâŠ
john egbert x equius zahhak hc : john is always using his silly little wind powers to keep equius from sweating everywhere
oftentjmes i look at my arm and think âwow i could easily have blood drawn from that spot right thereâ
Forgot to post on Tumblr again oopsie-
â ïž Please do not repost without permission/credit I worked hard on this :( idk why it did that I tried to cut it out. Could be eye straining
The amount of layers was insane, it's my first time making a vid like this.
Found the audio on tik tok and thought it would fit him lmao
:(
callout post for @clangcrunchyeowch he hates biodiversity and is racist towards vegetables
all i said was i like bok choy
callout post for @clangcrunchyeowch he hates biodiversity and is racist towards vegetables
one day everything happening rn will be nothing more than an apush unit
reaganomics was really just the precursor to âlabubunomicsâ
white smoke new pope
joe bartolozzi big naturals
OH MY GODDDD I WAS IN MY FRIENDS CAR GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT AND GUESS WHO WAS GOING INTO THE PARKING LOT. ..
THE SWIM VAN. WITH THE ASSISTANT SWIM COACH DRIVING. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO PRACTICE IN A LONG TIME AND HE IS UPSET WITH ME. I REALLY HOPE I DIDNT MAKE EYE CONTACT.