Wish I Could Afford To Put An Egg In My Sock

harpsichord —> hardpisschord

- thought i had in ap calc today -

he cod on my piece til i ?

SNEEBSNOG

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

hockey players… lacrosse players… cricket players…

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

if i woke up as sam i would

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNN MICHAEL CERA IS IN THE NEW WES ANDERSON FILM?!?! EEK!!!

born in 2008 and so was the If album by msi it's almost like it was MEANT to be so amazing and cool and awesome

i know what you are

im bored shut up :(