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i remember i once had a principal with the last name lopez and she named one of her daughters jennifer and i wonder how that kid is doing now

gregory house big naturals

when i was younger, all i wanted was to stay up forever. i would hide my laptop under the covers to watch videos and play minecraft, and when that inevitably got taken, i would hide a book and a little light under the covers instead and read until i fell asleep on the pages. people used to brag about not sleeping, outdoing each other with less and less hours of rest, and i felt like a king because i could never fall asleep if i tried. but now that life is so incredibly busy and stressful yet simultaneously dull, insomnia has revealed itself as the curse it is. all i want to do is sleep and sleep and never wake up. my mother, who used to confiscate my computer and books and phone so i would go to sleep, now instead gets angry at me if i take a nap or go to bed too early. there’s too much work to be done for me to be ‘lazy’. but i am tired. i am so very tired. all i want to do is sleep. and sleep. and maybe have a nice dream where i’m happy and carefree and i never have to wake up.

guy who transitioned to be misogynistic

apparently my father got a perfect (PERFECT?!) score on the LSATs, which he took because he was considering law (he’s a mechanical engineer with a doctorate in mechanical engineering and a bachelor’s in physics). HOW in the FUCKING HELL did i just find out about this. i took a crimciv law class last school year and was considering law, and he NEVER thought to tell me?!

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

franklin d roosevelt harmonising with his cabinet

we need… some kind of… new plan… some kind of new… something… hmm… i wonder…

HAPPY analysis? more like shut the fuck up

pls tell me someone else knows about the velocipastor </3

need a girlboy who's lowk a little spooky and fucked up to give me bones so that i can gnaw on them like a feral catdog with rabies (romantically)