I Love Twitter Bc Everyone Is Dumb

HAPPY analysis? more like shut the fuck up

on tuesday i have ap chem exam but it’s okay because that very same day joe bart will be dressing up as hatsune miku for his stream so it’ll be like a little treat for me after the torture of chem

wish i could afford to put an egg in my sock

jimmy urine in 2014 was wearing some TIGHT fucking pants man

i wonder if they ever got TIGHTER

heheheh

minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss

Jet Lag crew eating again

doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour

also— have to share this amazing book title:

“Death in the Downline: A multi-level marketing murder mystery”.

oh my god. that’s actually fucking hilarious.

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

i got a harsh liquid chemical deep in my left eye this morning and it’s still fucking throbbing omg.