Doctor Said I Need To Be Kissed Hard. For An Hour

watching the latest sad boyz podcast episode and i CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH how much i LOVE jarvis laughing. It's like my favourite thing about the podcast -- he fucking EMOTES. every week i look forward to jarvis watching a stupid goofy clip and promtly throwing his head back and letting out the most genuine and cathartic laugh i have ever heard.

ROWING. im doing rowing this summer maybe and i have high hopes that i will be surrounded by incredibly attractive people

hockey players… lacrosse players… cricket players…

john egbert x equius zahhak hc : john is always using his silly little wind powers to keep equius from sweating everywhere

sorry. i’m all booked up.

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNN MICHAEL CERA IS IN THE NEW WES ANDERSON FILM?!?! EEK!!!

almost lost a days worth of my code and my mind along with it… very stressful three minutes

inappropriate use of side wound. inappropriate use of the side wound of christ.

"Mamavirus can be compared to the similar complex virus mimivirus; mamavirus was so named because it is similar to but larger than mimivirus." WHAT THE FUCK. AAUGH.

just learned there is something called "mamavirus" of the genus "mimivirus" and idk why but that is just so silly

seriously like they can basically 69 on screen but a little kiss is too far… smh…

minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss

warren g harding mpreg real???